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iwishihadafather:

So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.

This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.

detention:

my blog will make you smile♡

detention:

my blog will make you smile♡

tastefullyoffensive:

Sundays.

Story of my life

tastefullyoffensive:

Sundays.

Story of my life

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imsirius:

McGonagall be readin’

Dumbledore be chillin’

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lavenchy:

塗料

$dope$


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lavenchy:

塗料

$dope$

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(via 30 ways to make a girl smile | Best Tumblr Love Quotes)

Yes please…. So true!
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L.A.R.

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Beautiful Quotes

L.A.R.